simon shattky

simon shattky

Aotearoa
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a pirate. Then be a pirate. Or Batman. Batman works too
17
Dec
4. Stand back

4. Stand back

By the time the last double cab Ranger had backed out of the drive, it was time to get the
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14
Dec
3. Language barrier

3. Language barrier

I don’t speak tradie. At least not with any fluency. I’ve had to get up to speed quick
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10
Dec
2. When the music stops.

2. When the music stops.

Only the other day I caught myself talking in fluent scribble about conversion funnels and content messaging frameworks. Really? For fuck's sake. I reported myself to head office for a slap.
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02
Dec
The three marketeers

1. First of the season.

2 December 2025 This wasn’t meant to be my first post. I had other plans you see. Not just
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